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Ode to an orc


Every time I see this guy I think of the song “Earth Angel”

Will you be mine?
My darling dear
Love you all the time
I’m just a fool,
A fool in love, with you

I can’t wait until you’re 40, Orkangel.


Posted by on April 5th, 2010 3 Comments

FOTF relocating to the RUA server

We’ve been talking about doing this for a while. After a while of playing on one server we tend to get restless and need a change of scenery.

FOTF members have been in dungeons trying to gear up when PVP is lackluster. We are so tired of this carebare atmosphere. The RUA server provides that escape. But wait, Perle! What does RUA mean?

I can’t tell you. I have to show you.


Robot Unicorn Attack provides the escape we need. I mean, come on, you’re a Robot Unicorn who eats fairies and attacks glass stars.

Don’t believe me? Try it just once. Once is all I ask. If you like you can even join our RUA guild. Membership is easy, you just have to memorize the lyrics to the song:

Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it’s cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Chorus x2

Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion

When it’s cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Repeat chorus and fade

So thank you to all Gofangers. We’ve had a blast!

Posted by on April 1st, 2010 2 Comments

Fashion sense in the Spiritmaster

I have to say of all of the classes in Aion, the Spiritmaster is the most sensible.

Our model today is Mistin, a Spiritmaster in <Mile High Club>.


Look at that daring outfit! He’s ready for a night at the club, perhaps as a backup singer for The Smiths.

Yeah, not much going on PVP wise except for leveling. We’re sticking with it, though, because we see the potential.

Posted by on October 20th, 2009 3 Comments

LotDead Shadow Warriors

We thought we’d ruin some Order’s PVE by running in Land of the Dead for a while on Sunday. For such a highly touted expansion, there was hardly anyone there. But when Order gained control, a lowbie zerg of Shadow Warriors leaped off of a cliff we happened to be hiding behind. Most of them ended up at half health, or worse. They were easily dispatched.

Those aren't rocks, they're corpses.

Those aren't all rocks, they're corpses.

Yeah killing a bunch of lowbies wasn’t terribly challenging or brag worthy, but watching renown (albeit very little renown) falling from the skies was pretty entertaining.

Posted by on August 31st, 2009 Comments Off

Best fights evar!

Sunday night was incredible! We ran with the Destro zerg for a while in Dragonwake and after the zone flipped, we stayed around the warcamp for some fun with Irony.


As you can tell from the picture, we only had eight players with us, five of whom were healers. We must have run around for five minutes before they killed even one of us. It felt good knowing that we stood toe-to-toe with one of the best guilds on Order side without losing. In the end, they gave up on the fight and went elsewhere.

Later in the night, we had a memorable keep defenses in Chaos Wastes. A group of Order had left to go to Black Crag to defend a keep. We preferred to remain where the fight was. We coordinated with other warbands to drive Order out of our keeps. Finally they returned with such numbers that we couldn’t defeat them. Many of us stayed up way past our bedtimes :p I imagine there are some sleepy people at work today.

Finally, we have been working hard to fit in to this roleplay environment. Someone in Temporal Space decided to start speaking in pirate jargon. Organdonar made a mod that helps us speak in pirate without having to think too hard. Soon we will send the mod to all in FOTF or TS who choose to use it. The pirate talk trend is also catching on with the general populace:


Inspired to play or resubscribe to Warhammer after reading this blog? Send Perle a PM on the Warhammer Alliance forums with your first name and e-mail address. The message goes directly to her e-mail. She can then hook you up with a 10-day free trial of the game.

Posted by on August 18th, 2009 Comments Off

Warhammer first: Pie Assassin title!

Congratulations to Backdraft, Warhammer’s first Pie Assassin!

OK ok, this could be a Warhammer first, I’m not 100 percent sure. But I did a Google search for “Pie Assassin” and Warhammer and only got one completely nonsensical result.

We were running around in Reikland Factory (Tier 2) and he grabbed the gravy pie and started whacking people with it. Backdraft got a killing blow with a pie (unfortunately no screenshot of that event). Then he got the Pie Assassin title!

Congratulations Backdraft! :D


I wanted to follow up with a screenshot of when I got the kill on a hapless pie victim:

100 damage eh? Wow that’s going to be hard to get. Good luck!

Posted by on November 25th, 2008 Comments Off

Pirate Day a success!

In honor of a successful Pirate PVP Day, I am going to post the rest of this using the Talk Like a Pirate Day translator.

Aye, we first landed on the Isle o’ Quel’danas with our parrots in tow, and commandeard a ship in the harbor. Gar.

Ahoy, we feasted upon Sa’ory De’iate Delights and also installed the Pirate Speak mod. No screens o’ the talk in general chat unfortunately :( Ye’ll ne’er get me buried booty!

Arrr, though I was the only wench aboard, the guys didn’t seem t’ mind. Thar war enough blood el’es around t’ keep them company. Gar.


Posted by on April 5th, 2008 Comments Off

PVP with Pirates day!

EDIT: Better download link to pirate mod here.

Since the 2.4 patch we’ve had to be creative to enjoy ourselves as a guild in PVP.

I thought I’d combine our love for fishing with PVP. Today and for the past few day’s I’ve fished up about 100 Deviate fish and sent them to Xorena to cook Savory Deviate Delights. These fish, when consumed, turn you either into a pirate or a ninja. We are aiming for pirates.

To complete the pirate disguise, everyone should get a parrot pet from Booty Bay or farm one somehow, AH or what have you. Please also download the Talk like a Pirate mod from curse, here.

If anyone can think of other ways to make us more pirate-y, post on the forums. I’m aiming for Saturday afternoon for this event.

Hope to see you there!

Posted by on April 4th, 2008 Comments Off

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!

The 2.4 patch notes have really sucked for us all. The officers had a meeting last night and we’ve decided to leave World of Warcraft and find a game worthy of our talents. Since no game on the market caters to the PVP gamer, we’ve settled on the fast-paced MMORPG Puzzle Pirates!

In Puzzle Pirates, there is booty for the bootyless, tall ships and, best of all, drunken sword fights.

Grabbing some booty while in port, yarr!

So toss back a flageon of rum, wipe off your beard and yell ARRRR!!

Let’s continue discussion in our forums. Hope to see you in game, mate!

Posted by on April 1st, 2008 Comments Off