Oompaloompa zerg
So Flags in Space ran some scenarios together and we managed to get into Logrins Forge. We checked out our opponents, as we always do, and noticed they were all dwarves.
I wish I had recorded the vent conversations. It was freaking hilarious.
“It’s like an adorable, terrifying zerg.”
“I feel like I’m killing puppies.”
And…
“There’s this dwarf back here snaring me and rooting me… ”
“And biting your ankles?”
They were pushovers but they didn’t have far to fall.
We entered with the scenario with our flags drawn. As we pushed forward, a sneaky dwarf stole Contamination’s flag.
Krohm, you have made a mortal enemy. There is now a price on your head for the blatant theft of our precious flag!